Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
August 17, 2005
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
This is a wonderful example of the intelligence of Christians at its finest. Though not all Christians are necessarily stupid, this group at least seems to indeed be. If you would like to read the entire article as its appears on the web please visit this site:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512
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